10-07-2004, 06:10 AM
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#1 | | Fencing Expert
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| how do you put out incense i am burning a very large stick of incense but then i remembered i hate incense and have no idea how to stop my room from filling up with fragrant smoke |
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10-07-2004, 06:25 AM
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#2 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| Eeeew... I don't like the smell of incense either.
Put it out, soak in water, open all windows.
If that doesn't help: Leave house and do not get back for a few hours (go fence?).
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10-07-2004, 07:19 AM
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| I hate the smell of incense as well - much to the annoyance of the Widow. She is always burning this foul stuff. I usually walk in (following Fencing) ...
Me, "What is that smell?"
Widow, "Incense"
Me, "It smells like burning tyres."
Widow, "It's Lemon scented."
Me, "Don't talk rubbish. It smells like burning tyres."
Widow, "Phillistine."
Me, "You are a marketing man's dreams - I'm off to air my kit in an attempt to replace that odour with something more manly."
Widow, "Eek! No you are NOT."
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10-07-2004, 08:13 AM
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| spit on it? That usually takes care of matches, candles, little kids...
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10-07-2004, 09:59 AM
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#5 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Gav I'm off to air my kit in an attempt to replace that odour with something more manly." |
The eternal question: aired fencing kit/burning incense, plague/cholera...
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10-07-2004, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by downunder i am burning a very large stick of incense but then i remembered i hate incense and have no idea how to stop my room from filling up with fragrant smoke | Well, if it's still burning now (6 hours later), then I guess you could throw it out on the lawn if you live in the desert or something. |
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10-07-2004, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Put it out, soak in water, open all windows. | thank you for the suggestion i think i will use water and
oh my god now my hair's on fire |
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10-07-2004, 01:22 PM
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| Yes, airing your kit definitely sounds like something to be done in private... |
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10-07-2004, 01:28 PM
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#9 | | Din Älskling
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| Take the incense between the thumb and the forefinger of the right hand. Place the left hand vertical and perpendicular to the burning incense. Press the burning incense into the palm of the left hand and twirl incense until the cinder goes out. While this is happening, scream "I will never burn incense again, I will never burn incense again." This should cure two problems.
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10-07-2004, 01:37 PM
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| just pour water on it.
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10-07-2004, 01:50 PM
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| oh good greif either dip it on water or get your thumb and forfinger wet and squeeze it.
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10-07-2004, 02:13 PM
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| Fire hose. |
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10-07-2004, 06:37 PM
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| Ignoring the question of why you were burning incense if you hate the smell of incense, all I can suggest is . . .
. . . buy better incense!
We used to burn that stick stuff back in the '60's, and it can indeed be vile. They still sell it, and sometimes I smell it wafting from a booth at my University's quarterly vendor fair. However, since the '60's, I've been spoiled by weekly exposure to the good stuff.
Try buying some incense from a church supplier (Roman Catholics, some Anglicans, and Eastern Orthodox all use it). It's much better than the stick kind. It comes in coarse granules and you'll need to get a little metal or ceramic pot to burn it in.
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10-07-2004, 07:35 PM
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| ooohhh, that sounds good. I have a lot of Japanese nearby, so I can get really great incense.
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10-07-2004, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Artag-NOT We used to burn that stick stuff back in the '60's, and it can indeed be vile. They still sell it, and sometimes I smell it wafting from a booth at my University's quarterly vendor fair. |
Um.....that wasn't incense.....  |
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10-07-2004, 09:05 PM
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#16 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Shut up! the cops don't know that....  |
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10-07-2004, 09:26 PM
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| oh how pleasant. *rolls eyes* Real incense is great
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10-08-2004, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs Um.....that wasn't incense.....  | The incense was to cover the odor of the patchouli oil. I think I remember the '60s.... |
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10-08-2004, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by BrianH The incense was to cover the odor of the patchouli oil. I think I remember the '60s.... | Maybe for some. (What was patchouli oil, anyway?) But some of us were just trying to be cool and all mystical and stuff. I definitely remember the '60's. Maybe I'm older than you, BrianH--or maybe you just got wasted more often than I did. (If you got wasted once, it was more often than I did.)
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10-08-2004, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by D'Artag-NOT (If you got wasted once, it was more often than I did.) | Well, maybe once. You probably never used the Beatles' White Album for separating seeds and stems, did you? I imagine you preferred Ravi Shankar and the Maharishi and TM and such? We each searched for enlightenment in our own way. BTW, I graduated college in '69. An interesting time. |
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