09-23-2004, 08:51 PM
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| Paris Hilton
She looks so pleased to be helping the homeless.
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09-23-2004, 08:52 PM
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| Did you morph her head? It looks wierd.
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09-23-2004, 08:57 PM
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| Well she's off with the stars isn't she. Talk about not caring!
The midget on the right seems to be "admiring the view."
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09-23-2004, 08:58 PM
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| I think Paris Hilton is pretty and very stylish. However sometimes I'm sort of disappointed that she acts like a spoiled brat sometimes. | |
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09-23-2004, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Did you morph her head? It looks wierd. | No. That's the way her head always looks. One of her eyes is smaller than the other. That's why she always angles one side of her head towards the camera in posed shots, it minimizes the difference. Though, I've seen on more than one occassion where her smaller eye had been re-edited to balance with the normal one.
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09-23-2004, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower I think Paris Hilton is pretty and very stylish. However sometimes I'm sort of disappointed that she acts like a spoiled brat sometimes. | I think you mispelled a word there. B-R-A-T should be S-L-U-T. I can see how you would have made the mistake, though. It's an honest one. 
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09-23-2004, 09:05 PM
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| That's so funny. Her jaw-line is too long too. She looks like that thing from "Alien." | |
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09-23-2004, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley She looks like that thing from "Alien." | The alien was the thing from "Alien."  And, the thing was the thing in "The Thing."
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09-23-2004, 09:10 PM
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| Or how about S-K-A-N-K-O. Seriously, I never knew that her head was that shape. I hate to be shallow, but she isnt really that pretty. She's pornstar pretty, but not pretty like I would call "gorgeous".
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09-23-2004, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower I think Paris Hilton is pretty and very stylish. However sometimes I'm sort of disappointed that she acts like a spoiled brat sometimes. | Not to mention a porn star... | |
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09-23-2004, 09:25 PM
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| She's not even porn star pretty. Pardon me, but the whole 110 lb girl thing just doesn't do it for me. If you can see your bones like transcending through your skin, here's a hint- EAT SOMETHING! | |
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09-23-2004, 09:38 PM
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| She and Nicole Ritchie got voted "worst female butts" by some survey thing...
I think that her skinniness is to make sure some schizophrenic homeless dude (I'm not saying homeless people are crazy) doesn't eat her, as the rest of the world wishes they would...Did you know that now she has a jewelry line, record deal, movie contract, "autobiography," and a contract for a novel? Apparently she thinks she's talented.
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09-23-2004, 09:51 PM
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| I'm sure she is. Just probably not at writing books, etc. | |
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09-23-2004, 09:55 PM
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| Why should see look like she cared about the homeless? In that picture, did she go there specifically to help the homeless or was that homeless guy a random bystander in the photo?
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09-23-2004, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by cowpaste Why should see look like she cared about the homeless? In that picture, did she go there specifically to help the homeless or was that homeless guy a random bystander in the photo? | Yes, she was there as part of a fund raiser. I think she tries to be a nice person, but I don't think she understands what it means to be a nice person. The homeless guy was there as part of the event.
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09-24-2004, 02:21 AM
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| OK OK S-L-U-T
I wouldn't consider her to be ugly or whatever, I think she's really beautiful, but she just needs to work on some "inner" beauty (I know, I know, *gag* cut the sentimental crap).
Aaaand... unless you're bulimic/anorexic, there's nothing wrong with being skinny! I can tell you that I've met a MILLION people who've told me - "Eat more! You need to gain weight!" G'ah, I eat PLENTY. There's NOTHING wrong with being skinny or somewhat bony. A lot of people might not like bones, but some people just can't help but be somewhat slender.
It's so friggin' annoying when people go, "WTF are you, anorexic?"
Me: "Jesus, WTF are you doing, purposely being an arsehole?"
Conclusion: I don't know about Paris Hilton, but some people actually are legitimately skinny or less than 125 pounds.
Now that's the end of my rant, and I feel better. | |
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09-24-2004, 05:57 AM
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| Eek! Raw nerve duly noted! Backing slooowly away from the subject... 
Most people have asymmetrical facial features. Look at a photo, place a piece of paper or something over the left side of the face, then put it over the right side. Often it seems to be two different people entirely... | |
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09-24-2004, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by cornflower A lot of people might not like bones, but some people just can't help but be somewhat slender. | Bones are good for making broth. Quote: |
I don't know about Paris Hilton, but some people actually are legitimately skinny or less than 125 pounds.
| She's 5' 8" (172.7cm) and 100lbs (45.5kg.) On a sidenote, Michael Jackson is 5' 11" (180.3cm) and 120lbs (54.5kg.)
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09-24-2004, 08:03 AM
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| And they're both white women. | |
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09-24-2004, 08:29 AM
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