What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[cornflower]

When I was 5, I had a dream that I was in the back lawn (really BIG lawn, too) of the Deaf school in Vancouver. Instead of suburban surroundings, the school was surrounded by a huuuuuumongous and dense forest. In the middle of the lawn there was a set of monkey bars, and my friends were playing on it (cute little five and six year-olds too). I ran out to join my friends and had loads of fun playing. Then, all of a sudden around 15-20 monkeys with sharp fangs came out of the forest and attacked us! My five year-old self was screaming hysterically and trying to fend off a monkey. The dream ended when the monkey finally overtook me and took a firm hold of my leg and bit a HUGE chunk out of it. The twist: there was crisp, wet lettuce in my leg .

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I drempt once that I was painting on the world trade center a few weeks after it collapsed. I was painting portraits of all the people who died on the side of the building, like a mural.

[frenzl]

i was fencing then i backed up off the strip and i LOST! but the i relized it wasn't a dream. and cursed to myself quitely.(it was only a pool bout, and it was a long time ago)

[electricepeeist]

I had this whole long dream where my house was a museum and Ewan McGregor was trying to steal things from it because the Queen of England would make him immortal if he kept stealing, so I plugged the keyholes of my house with gum and went to work as a maid in her house. Eventually she told me that she'd kill me someday, and that night Ewan McGregor told her she was old and ugly and so she had her guards take him away, but he didn't care because we had a plot. Then I woke up.

[cornflower]

Oh come on! Don't tell me nobody can remember their dreams?

[Sarah]

I can.. but most of them are too graphic for me to post on the forums. I'll refrain from giving others nightmares.

[cornflower]

I remember a few that were graphic, alright, but *ahem* not violent-graphic though, if you catch my drift.

[Sarah]

Mine were all violent. Very, very violent.

[cornflower]

Mine were all violent. Very, very violent.

Dude, that sucks. I've had a few violent dreams before.

[S. Hunter]

A couple years ago, when I was fascinated by swords but before I started fencing, I had a recurring dream that I was trapped in a house with around a dozen vampires and I had to cut my way out with a sabre. I took this as a subconscience signal that I should probably fence....

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I sometimes get this weird sensation that a dream I have is recurring, but I KNOW that it actually isn't. Kinds freaks me out.

[Sarah]

hehe, think cannibalistic-violent with this wicked lady. I was SEVEN. Jeeze, I've never been safe from bad thoughts. *sigh* I guess that's why I need so many hugs.

Stupid psychology books..

[mrbiggs]

I just wrote a whole paragraph about how I've never had any weird dreams, but I deleted it because I thought of something.

One time I walked into my parents' room. (While sleeping). I announced in a mutter that "We should blow up Los Angeles. They asked me "What do you want?" I responded "I....want..............money." They looked at each other and my Dad said "I think you should go to bed". And I did.

I've never really had a violent dream.

[Sarah]

hehe, violent dreams are why I don't let people touch my neck or wrists. Violent dreams are why I can't sleep without my neck being covered with a blanket.

[mrbiggs]

hehe, violent dreams are why I don't let people touch my neck or wrists. Violent dreams are why I can't sleep without my neck being covered with a blanket.

You do realize that if you are ever arrested, the police will handcuff you, and then lead you into the car by the neck? (at least on COPS) If you freak out then, you're going to have a hard time in court...

[mrbiggs]

hehe, think cannibalistic-violent with this wicked lady. I was SEVEN.

And now I know why Sarah's a vegan...

[mrbiggs]

And "sweetdreamingfencer" email address; I understand that now as well. Boy, I'm learning alot on this thread.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I had a dream that I had fishing line with hooks on them flayed against my bare body while I was shot with a bb gun again and again. The voices dont stop laughing until you die in your dreams, and then you wake up, and feel the bliss of the dark morning haze, and you realize that it wasnt real.

[cornflower]

I once climaxed while I was asleep... from a very... *ahem* fun dream. I was sort of *almost* awake when I was having that dream

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I once climaxed while I was asleep... from a very... *ahem* fun dream. I was sort of *almost* awake when I was having that dream

Well my my, dont we feel open today.

[mrbiggs]

Yeah, innuendo is DEFINATELY not the term to describe it.

Were you in school during that dream? (Boy would that suck.)