09-19-2004, 01:26 AM
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Totally open ended.
Fencing is better than_______ (sex?, your dog?, Pokemon?, liberty?, freedom?, enfranchisement?)
Well?
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09-19-2004, 01:36 AM
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| Fencing is better than football by a long shot. Chya, they don't poke people with swords!!!!
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09-19-2004, 01:45 AM
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Fencing is better than_______ (sex?, your dog?, Pokemon?, liberty?, freedom?, enfranchisement?)
| Fencing is better than pizza. By far. Easily. | |
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09-19-2004, 01:56 AM
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| Fencing is better than sex.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-19-2004, 02:01 AM
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| Ick.. I hate pizza. And cheese.. iicccckkkk.
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09-19-2004, 02:03 AM
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| How can you NOT like pizza?! *shocked* What about Panago pizza?! It's the BEST in the ENTIRE world!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-19-2004, 02:04 AM
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| well, I've never liked cheese in my life. (and I've been vegan for nine months now.. so yeah)
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09-19-2004, 03:30 PM
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| pizza runs through my veins and keeps me alive.
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Fencing will always be a "for love of the game" sport.
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09-19-2004, 03:34 PM
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| I'll hijack.... *anybody*
(oh god, I really need to stop with those sexual jokes)
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-19-2004, 03:41 PM
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| It's cold at work right now. Although I think the person following the pizza route was this thread's winner.
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The solution to your problem is to fence another weapon.
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09-19-2004, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower I'll hijack.... *anybody*
(oh god, I really need to stop with those sexual jokes) | No cornflower, thats what makes you so special, you arent an uptight fuddy duddy. I'd say that fencing is better than girls, cause fencers dont complain if you get a touch in on an odd place.
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09-19-2004, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower Fencing is better than sex. | I dunno... I think both are a lot alike... with the thrusting and the screaming and the hot sweatyness....
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09-19-2004, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! No cornflower, thats what makes you so special, you arent an uptight fuddy duddy. I'd say that fencing is better than girls, cause fencers dont complain if you get a touch in on an odd place. | Hahahah! Good one DFP!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-19-2004, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline I dunno... I think both are a lot alike... with the thrusting and the screaming and the hot sweatyness.... | Well, yeah but at least in Fencing, size doesn't matter. It's how you wave your sword! (heheh I love that phrase!)
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-19-2004, 05:00 PM
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| Fencing is better than not fencing.
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09-19-2004, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by onesandzeros Fencing is better than not fencing. | no **** sherlock.
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09-19-2004, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower Well, yeah but at least in Fencing, size doesn't matter. It's how you wave your sword! (heheh I love that phrase!) |
When does size matter off the strip anyhow? It's about technique(another reason why sex and fencing are alike... good technique is much more important that your size...)
The only difference is....
When you fence... it's impossible to fake it...
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09-19-2004, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline When does size matter off the strip anyhow? It's about technique(another reason why sex and fencing are alike... good technique is much more important that your size...)
The only difference is....
When you fence... it's impossible to fake it... | Size does matter in sex. It's the width, of course, not the length (you really should watch "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo"
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-19-2004, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! no **** sherlock. | dig deeper watson
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09-19-2004, 07:12 PM
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| If you look at it that way, it's all one big metaphor. You can flirt with someone through your blade, if you want. Just make sure that you win.
Always make sure that you win.
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