09-16-2004, 07:03 PM
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| What Gets you Randy?
My time here has been AWESOME, God, I love you guys. I'd probably cry if one of you guys died (especially if it was Gav and Craig), and maybe attend the funeral, finances permitting. Ever since I've been here, I've established that fencers are very strong-headed, and can argue hours on end about a single topic. I've also gotten to know a lot of the posters' sexual orientation, personalities, grammar/spelling habits and whatever. However, I don't know what gets you guys randy. A bread fetish? Thongs? Topless fencers? Dildos? Straightjackets?
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-16-2004, 07:05 PM
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| One word.
Leather.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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09-16-2004, 07:14 PM
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| Seriously, is this necessary? | |
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09-16-2004, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by prototoast Seriously, is this necessary? | For you to post an answer? Uh, no.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-16-2004, 07:23 PM
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| Dried up pine needles. | |
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09-16-2004, 07:24 PM
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| Two things:
1) There is such a thing as too much information, and any answers to the initial questions fall into that category.
2) Don't kids read this site? Isn't that why there's the block on language?
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09-16-2004, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by achilleus Two things:
1) There is such a thing as too much information, and any answers to the initial questions fall into that category.
2) Don't kids read this site? Isn't that why there's the block on language? | By too much information, you mean like sexual orientation, like from the Friday Night thread?
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-16-2004, 07:31 PM
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| Any bets on how long it takes for this thread to get closed? 
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09-16-2004, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower By too much information, you mean like sexual orientation, like from the Friday Night thread? | Had no interest in the Friday Night thread, so I didn't read it.
I really have no interest in this thread anymore, so I won't read it either.
For those interested, have fun while it lasts...
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We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean
We love everybody but we do as we please
When the weather's fine,
We go fishin' or go swimmin' in the sea
We're always happy
Life's for livin', yeah, that's our philosophy
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09-16-2004, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Elemental Any bets on how long it takes for this thread to get closed? | Around the same time as DFP's Freak Show thread.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-16-2004, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by achilleus I really have no interest in this thread anymore, so I won't read it either. | Like DFP said before, my humour is an acquired taste. 
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-16-2004, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower By too much information, you mean like sexual orientation, like from the Friday Night thread? | Sexual orientation is a much more "open" bit of information than particular sexual preferences. I would also guess that most of us don't want to know this about other people. Particularly as many people on this board (myself included) actually know other people here in real life, and so we'd really rather not share this kind of information (it would have the potential to give a bizarre psychological advantage to certain opponents at future competitions). | |
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09-16-2004, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by prototoast Sexual orientation is a much more "open" bit of information than particular sexual preferences. I would also guess that most of us don't want to know this about other people. Particularly as many people on this board (myself included) actually know other people here in real life, and so we'd really rather not share this kind of information (it would have the potential to give a bizarre psychological advantage to certain opponents at future competitions). | You really think I'm being serious? I don't feel the need to ACTUALLY know your fetishes, I welcome any kind of joke. And plus, sexual orientation may be a little more "open" than fetishes, but when you're telling someone that you're gay, it's giving that person the idea that you *like* screwing someone up the arse or having gay/lesbian sex.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-16-2004, 08:08 PM
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| Bread and straightjackets? Has someone been reading Savage Love?
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09-16-2004, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gulebukser Bread and straightjackets? Has someone been reading Savage Love? | Heheheh you got it! Dan Savage is my hero!
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-17-2004, 03:28 AM
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| Geez. You all suck, nobody will even make a single joke. Not even a fake fetish. Argh.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-17-2004, 04:09 AM
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| Curveynessness and small waists...mmmmm yum.
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09-17-2004, 06:02 AM
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| I was tempted to close this thread but it's not gotten out of hand ... yet.
I do have a couple of questions, "Who is Randy?" and, "why does Cornflower want to get him?"
Is there something you want to tell us Cornflower? | |
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09-17-2004, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Gav I was tempted to close this thread but it's not gotten out of hand ... yet.
I do have a couple of questions, "Who is Randy?" and, "why does Cornflower want to get him?"
Is there something you want to tell us Cornflower? | Duh..... randy means like, horny, or sexually excited. Y'know, like get your mojo workin, yeah baby!
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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09-17-2004, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Duh..... randy means like, horny, or sexually excited. Y'know, like get your mojo workin, yeah baby! | I'm sorry that my comment was too subtle for you. | |
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