09-14-2004, 03:36 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| What should happen to Enron
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09-14-2004, 03:50 PM
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#2 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by ****** the Hutt |
I disagree, I think we should make everyone involved in the scandal work 24/7 on treadmills tied into the power grid until their "debt" to society is paid off at the rate of .01 kilowatts/hour. Keep running Kenny Boy, only two hundred billion miles left...
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09-14-2004, 11:24 PM
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| I think they should go to a real jail and be anally (sp?) raped by the inmates, just as would happen to the rest of us if we stole someone's money. Except I think they should be there FOREVER.
Why do they get special treatment? In the U.S. theft=jail=rape. I think that's an OK punishment, especially for assholes like the Enron guys. | |
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09-15-2004, 06:53 AM
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#4 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Execution, wow. Harsh...
I like esskreemr's suggestion. We could also sell tickets to people to use a cattleprod on them, to make 'em speed up.
"My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time --
To let the punishment fit the crime,
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each pris'ner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment,
Of innocent merriment!" | |
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09-15-2004, 08:27 AM
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| Yeah, send them to a max security pound you in the *** prison, where the only thing they can eat for the rest of their life is peeps, slim jim, and anything else the inmates put in their mouths.
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09-15-2004, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! Yeah, send them to a max security pound you in the *** prison, where the only thing they can eat for the rest of their life is peeps, slim jim, and anything else the inmates put in their mouths. | Exactly!
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09-15-2004, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Execution, wow. Harsh...
I like esskreemr's suggestion. We could also sell tickets to people to use a cattleprod on them, to make 'em speed up.
"My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time --
To let the punishment fit the crime,
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each pris'ner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment,
Of innocent merriment!" | That sounds like something from the Wizard of Oz ... it makes me think of those cute "Lollipop Guild" munchkins... oh wait it IS from WOZ
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09-15-2004, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower That sounds like something from the Wizard of Oz ... it makes me think of those cute "Lollipop Guild" munchkins... oh wait it IS from WOZ |
It's from a musical called "The Mikado." Unless you mean "Oz" as in the popular prison show. I wonder with which clique the Enron employees would hang. 
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09-15-2004, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ****** the Hutt It's from a musical called "The Mikado." Unless you mean "Oz" as in the popular prison show. I wonder with which clique the Enron employees would hang. | The a$$bangers?
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09-15-2004, 10:20 PM
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#10 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Nah, common misconseption. Prisoners only gang rape the child molestors and the goodlooking ones you were so jealous of in High School. If you get a job- ie- cooking- you can become top dog. NOBODY is as respected in a prison as A.) the guy who gets you stuff B.) the cook. And by respect, I mean, nobody talks about them behind their back, or speaks bad about them, or Blackmails them. I don't care what OZ says or anyone else. Because if you don't get you caffeine, or food, or nicotine, or whatever else you need, then you become just like all the other crack addict bastards in there. I'm back, *****es! | |
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09-15-2004, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley I'm back, *****es! | Yay welcome back... I think!
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09-16-2004, 06:03 AM
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#12 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Westley Nah, common misconseption. Prisoners only gang rape the child molestors and the goodlooking ones you were so jealous of in High School. If you get a job- ie- cooking- you can become top dog. NOBODY is as respected in a prison as A.) the guy who gets you stuff B.) the cook. And by respect, I mean, nobody talks about them behind their back, or speaks bad about them, or Blackmails them. I don't care what OZ says or anyone else. Because if you don't get you caffeine, or food, or nicotine, or whatever else you need, then you become just like all the other crack addict bastards in there. I'm back, *****es! | Er---voice of experience?  | |
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09-17-2004, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Er---voice of experience? | Bout to say, you seem rather... eh, experienced in this area. Just where was it that you came back from. I'm starting too think that prison effects people idea of heterosexuality.... I just cant imagine being desperate enough to plug another dude in the rear, prison makes you really really crazy I guess.
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