09-17-2004, 03:38 PM
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| no, jazz rhymes with... jazz
his mouth fell open and gagged
His last thoughts sadistically fallen
The Depraven man, with whip in hand
His final strength still calling
ugh i need to get out of this morbid phase i'm going through! AHH!
Hello
Jolly
Parrot
Flowers
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09-17-2004, 03:45 PM
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| Someone said, 'Hello, jolly good morning isn't it?'
I replied, 'Oh yes, the flowers are in bloom!'
I turned looking for the man around the room,
But I then saw, it was just a stupid little parrot.
morbid
disgusting
averse
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09-17-2004, 03:52 PM
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| goddamn you people... making me use words i have to look up! 
I'm so morbid, i'm a disgusting teen
And I don't even know what cacophile means
Dictionary.com sucks, And i'm not being whiney
I'm Adverse Bush And cheney
yeah...
Lushious (sp?)
Charm
Mojo ( )
Jaguar
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09-17-2004, 03:54 PM
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| Sorry, I mean coprophagia not cacophilia | |
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09-17-2004, 03:55 PM
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| jesus, lady...
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09-17-2004, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by HillBilly Lusicious
Charm
Mojo
Jaguar |
She's got so much charm
She can work any man's mojo
With her body shaped like a guitar
And her luscious Jaguar
Succulent
Flesh
Lace
Elastic
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09-17-2004, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by HillBilly jesus, lady... | I concur.
jklvdsj;lkgsfd
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09-17-2004, 05:52 PM
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| C'mon, somebody use my words for a new poem! | |
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09-17-2004, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower She's got so much charm
She can work any man's mojo
With her body shaped like a guitar
And her luscious Jaguar
Succulent
Flesh
Lace
Elastic | Her succulent flesh heaved up and down like an elastic band
Her black lace lingerie was wet with sweat
Sweet passion has its moments
Where you ride like theres no tommorow
West
Cowboy
Horse
Gun
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09-17-2004, 06:14 PM
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| OK This is about the cleanest I could come up with.
Flesh hidden by nothing but lace,
Veil hiding a beutiful face,
Elastic are my trembling arms,
As I look upon such succulent charms.
Water
Fire
Apple
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09-17-2004, 06:16 PM
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| Oy, DFP. It almost sounds like something you've experienced.
Across the Ole West
The cowboy did run
His horse had received
The wrong end of a gun
Inquartata
Jeff
Cornflower
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09-17-2004, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Soldier Oy, DFP. It almost sounds like something you've experienced.
Across the Ole West
The cowboy did run
His horse had received
The wrong end of a gun
Inquartata
Jeff
Cornflower
D+F+P=Hadouken |
Hey diddle diddle
Inquarta with a fiddle,
Jeff jumped over the moon
Sarah laughed to see such a sight
and Cornflower and D+F-P =Hadouken ran away with the spoon
(threesomes are in among the young, I guess....)
Home
First
Epee
roots
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09-17-2004, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Hey diddle diddle
Inquarta with a fiddle,
Jeff jumped over the moon
Sarah laughed to see such a sight
and Cornflower and D+F-P =Hadouken ran away with the spoon
(threesomes are in among the young, I guess....)
Home
First
Epee
roots | I was going to practice from work
But I had to walk home first
To get my epee
But I tripped over some roots
Man that hurt.
(and man, this sucks)
Hows this for hard??
Mortgage
Fetish photography
Go-Go boots
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09-17-2004, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower I was going to practice from work
But I had to walk home first
To get my epee
But I tripped over some roots
Man that hurt.
(and man, this sucks)
Hows this for hard??
Mortgage
Fetish photography
Go-Go boots
Star-struck | I spent all my mortgage money on fetish photography
as well as go go boots that would render you star struck
The stars fly around my head
that biatch, she punched me dead
pretty weak huh?
zoot suits
Pimp
hoe
bling-bling
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09-17-2004, 08:22 PM
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| This started out as entertaining, but is rapidly progressing downhill... | |
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09-17-2004, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Soldier This started out as entertaining, but is rapidly progressing downhill... | No kidding... though it has been one of the less controversial threads lately.
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09-17-2004, 10:08 PM
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| The pimps with their hoes,
The zoot suits with their brandy;
Admiring their bling-bling all night.
I suppose they thought it was dandy.
(Though it wasn't quite bright)
Time to do some street sweeping and get these words out of the gutter:
Teem
Spec
Drum
Silence
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Last edited by Army Fencer; 09-18-2004 at 03:01 AM.
Reason: sweet = sweep... i can spell... really.
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09-18-2004, 12:46 AM
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| The silence thundered ominously in my ears.
The lull driving me slowly insane beyond my years.
The silence teeming, drumming thoughts thru my head.
Shall I write the spec's? For I am almost dead.
Lascivious.
Vapid.
Repugnance.
Dauntlessness.
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09-18-2004, 12:24 PM
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| thank god for army fencer, saber-psycho, and Soldier. It was going to the dogs for a minute there 
And what's with everyone using words that have to do with sex? 
She's a Lascivious woman the blind man said
But he tasted the fruit, in taste so vapid
he spit in repugnance and cried "so old!"
Her dauntlessness, his digust, prevailed
Muaha! 
Lotus
Jackal
Rotary
Humane
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09-18-2004, 01:13 PM
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| (yeah... it went far downhill super fast...)
The jackal-demon looked up from the lotus pond,
there stood a creature far less humane than himself.
He awoke to himself tied on a rotary wheel, which he was not fond
of, red eyes flashed and he quickly thought of ways to get off this rock shelf.
insouciant
apathetic
purple
compassionate
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