10-10-2004, 05:49 PM
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| OH! I'm so sorry! I forgot to put the quote in! Here's what I meant: Quote: |
Originally Posted by Hillbilly(edited) Quote: |
Originally Posted by Saber-psycho I thought my love was a reality.
But I surmise it's sex in actuality.
It's pathetic, my ugly infatuation.
The snot's not worthy of my adoration | Well done Saber-Psycho! |
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10-10-2004, 05:50 PM
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| Oh.
Oops my bad.
Sorry.
*blushes*
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10-10-2004, 05:52 PM
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| s'quite alright 
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10-11-2004, 01:39 PM
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| It was supposed to be viscerate. And hey, I had to find obviscate so NYAH! 
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10-11-2004, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jBirch It was supposed to be viscerate. And hey, I had to find obviscate so NYAH! | Yeah... but ob FUScate wasn't my word.
Two typo's don't make a right. 
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10-11-2004, 04:53 PM
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| That poor, unfortunate hooligan.
He was eviscerated by his Chevrolet.
His multiprocessor will never work again.
The car and a cardiac arrest, what a bet.
Hmm probably should have saved that for Army...
Oh well.
Dear.
Emission.
Vault.
Phone.
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10-11-2004, 06:27 PM
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| We always keep up by phone, my dear,
But in your presence, our love does decay.
You never shave your legs for me, I fear
I will vault you and your emissions away.
Indolent
Precious
Birch
Skin
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10-11-2004, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer We always keep up by phone, my dear,
But in your presence, our love does decay.
You never shave your legs for me, I fear
I will vault you and your emissions away.
Indolent
Precious
Birch
Skin | Dude, that was hilarious.
While Birch is normally indolent
Spelling nazis make him vent
Precious lexicality is spent
Under skin that's insolent
The
A
Their
And
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10-11-2004, 08:28 PM
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| The boys in the band were shining their shoes
with leaks from the trombonist's slide.
A chorus of catcalls and boos did ensue
When lead horn popped a brain vein, and died.
doggerel
plagiarism
pedantic
buffoon
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10-11-2004, 10:03 PM
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| What an ultra-buffoon!
His trite doggerel
Chafes of plagiarism
Fit for a pedantic loon.
Pock
Smack
Bode
Os
(As always, feel free to change tenses and plurality as needed)
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10-12-2004, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer What an ultra-buffoon!
His trite doggerel
Chafes of plagiarism
Fit for a pedantic loon.
Pock
Smack
Bode
Os
(As always, feel free to change tenses and plurality as needed) | White milk pocks,
Spoon smacks.
It all bodes
Ill, for the Cheeri-Os.
Bird
Heart
Hiding
Stirred
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10-12-2004, 10:24 AM
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| In the tree of the heart slept the bird
Hiding away from the world
Peeking out longingly, it fitfully stirred
And into oblivion it curled
Jesus
Look
Pedaphile
Man
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10-12-2004, 11:09 AM
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| I look around and consider,
A judgment to deliver?
I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"
This man is a pedophile; I pull the trigger.
Perspective
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10-12-2004, 11:33 AM
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| Soldier, that's vaguely disturbing
See from a different perspective
The locus of power is here
Social order is really subjective
Control is maintained by fear.
kumquat
pedantic
flagrent
unseamed (ie. from nave to chaps) | |
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10-12-2004, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by telkanuru Soldier, that's vaguely disturbing | So are pedophiles. | |
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10-12-2004, 02:08 PM
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| lol, I guess...... Well done, though.  Quote: |
Originally Posted by Telkanuru kumquat
pedantic
flagrent
unseamed | A flagrant foul! the Ref said
I threw at him a kumquat
You're too pedantic!
An unseamed fallout
fallout and kumquat KIND of rhyme? please? 
Sarah
Chrissy
Great
Descend
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10-12-2004, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by HillBilly lol, I guess...... Well done, though.
A flagrant foul! the Ref said
I threw at him a kumquat
You're too pedantic!
An unseamed fallout
fallout and kumquat KIND of rhyme? please?
Sarah
Chrissy
Great
Descend | Sarah and Chrissy did the "Great Descend"
Though heaven gave them a reprimand
For in truth, it's bad you see
That it was Sarah, Chrissy and HillBilly!
*grin* Sorry man, it just worked.
[Edit: whoops, forgot my words]
Tank
Stank
Frank
Dank
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10-12-2004, 03:47 PM
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| Haha good one JBirch
I thank frank,
dank and stank
at the bottom of a tank
widdling with his wank(er)
ooh that's hard! 
Escrime
Focus
Germ
Mucus (sp? means snot..?)
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10-12-2004, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Soldier So are pedophiles. | Touche, sir! | |
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10-13-2004, 03:08 PM
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| Mucus drips from my nose
I focus on bugs within
I want to escrime
Their germy little toes
Somebody had to do it.
Train
Tuck
Terminal
Trust
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