Fyi

[telkanuru]

Just so you know:

Absolutely any question can and may be answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."

Now you know!

Geeze I need sleep.

[FoilyGeezer]

In any song that uses the word LOVE you can substitute the word LUNCH and it will still make sense (sometimes more sense).

Now back to your life which is already in progress.

[sabreur]

In any song that uses the word LOVE you can substitute the word LUNCH and it will still make sense (sometimes more sense).

Now back to your life which is already in progress.

She lunch you yeah, yeah, yeah,

And with a lunch like that, you know you should be glad....

MR

[Rogue]

I will always lunch you.
-Whitney Houston

Lunch me two times.
-The Doors

Lunch me tender, lunch me true.
-Elvis

[Taomagicdragon]

There's a country "lunch" song...
"Let's make lunch, all night long, until all our strength is gone..." yeah that makes more sense i think, esp. those 16 footer part submarine sandwiches. *yum*

[K Degnon]

Q: What will be the title of the last Harry Potter book?

A: "Bend over and I'll show you."

Here's another one: just about any famous quote can be improved by substituting one random noun with the word pants.

[The0ne]

oi?

"the only thing I know is that I know nothing" - Socrates
"the only thing I know is that I know pants" - Socrates (abridged)

yep, it works

[D'Artag-NOT]

"All you need is lunch--all you need is lunch--all you need is lunch, lunch--lunch is all you need."

Suppose, as fencers, we substitute the word "lunge"? "If I fell in lunge with you, would you promise to be true?"

Hey, ain't that Keeth Smart a hunka hunka burnin' lunge?

[jeff]

Any fortune cookie message can be improved by adding "... in bed"

[fencergal33]

Unfortunately, the fortune cookie thing doesn't always work. I once got one that said, "You love Chinese food." -in bed? Eating in bed is yucky...unless....nevermind.

Lunch, Lunch me do. You know I lunch you.....

[jeff]

Absolutely any question can and may be answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."

That works real well for "Where's a vase I can put these flowers in?"


Money can't buy me lunch.... (Beatles song rule this category)

[fencergal33]

That works real well for "Where's a vase I can put these flowers in?"


Money can't buy me lunch.... (Beatles song rule this category)

If money doesn't buy lunch, then what does? The bartering system?

[Maeve_Mari]

And one for the students:

I Can't Help Falling in Lunch

[esskreemr]

Applied both substitutions...

[Elemental]

Here are some non-Beatles lyrics that work well

"Lunch me tender, lunch we sweet, never let me go..." -- Elvis

"Just a hunka burning lunch" -- Elvis

"I wanna be, your lunching teddy bear" -- Elvis

"I can't help falling in lunch with you" -- Elvis

"This one goes out to the one I lunch, this one goes out to the one I left behind" -- R.E.M.

"However far away, I will always lunch you
However long I stay, I will always lunch you
Whatever words I say, I will alway lunch you
I will a lunch you, I will always lunch you" -- The Cure (one of my favorite bands)

"don’t care if monday’s blue
I don’t care if monday’s blue
Tuesday’s grey and wednesday too
Tuesday’s grey and wednesday too
Thursday I don’t care about you
Thursday I don’t care about you
It’s friday I’m in lunch!!!" -- The Cure

[HillBilly]

Here are some non-Beatles lyrics that work well

"Lunch me tender, lunch we sweet, never let me go..." -- Elvis

"Just a hunka burning lunch" -- Elvis

"I wanna be, your lunching teddy bear" -- Elvis

"I can't help falling in lunch with you" -- Elvis

"This one goes out to the one I lunch, this one goes out to the one I left behind" -- R.E.M.

"However far away, I will always lunch you
However long I stay, I will always lunch you
Whatever words I say, I will alway lunch you
I will a lunch you, I will always lunch you" -- The Cure (one of my favorite bands)

"don’t care if monday’s blue
I don’t care if monday’s blue
Tuesday’s grey and wednesday too
Tuesday’s grey and wednesday too
Thursday I don’t care about you
Thursday I don’t care about you
It’s friday I’m in lunch!!!" -- The Cure

hmm that doesn't quite work... >.<

[VorpalCat]

'What's lunch got to do with it?' -- Tina Turner


More minor silliness: sing 'Amazing Grace' to the tune of the 'Gilligan's Island' theme. Sing about any Emily Dickenson poem to 'The Yellow Rose of Texas'.

[D'Artag-NOT]

What the world needs now is lunch, sweet lunch.--Jackie DeShannon

Lunch, look at the two of us--strangers in many ways.--The Carpenters

This is dedicated to the one I lunch.--The Mamas and the Papas

Stop! in the name of Lunch!--The Supremes

Lunch child, lunch child, never quite as good! Afraid, ashamed, misunderstood!--Also the Supremes

Come on, baby, let's play the game of lunch.--Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders

I'll say goodbye to lunch.--The Carpenters

And, of course--

Lunch means never having to say you're sorry. (Eric Segal, from Lunch Story )

[CutLass]

'What's lunch got to do with it?' -- Tina Turner


More minor silliness: sing 'Amazing Grace' to the tune of the 'Gilligan's Island' theme. Sing about any Emily Dickenson poem to 'The Yellow Rose of Texas'.

That requires way more skill than the average Jane can manage! Singing one song to the tune of another? Why don't you just suggest chewing gum while tapping myself on the back!

[electricepeeist]

fortune cookies can also be enhanced by adding "and then you'll die" to the end...adding both endings is particularly entertaining...

on a tangent, recently in a fortune cookie I got two fortunes. The first one said "you look pretty today." the second one said "with youth and beauty seldom comes wisdom."