I'm thinking of writing a South Park episode. Tell me what you think. It just, came to me. In it, we find out that Roger ebert is actually a superhero. However, Roeper is an evil Demigod demon from beyond the grave, and hiding sharp pointy teeth. He repeatedly tries to kill Roger. And we also find out Gene Siskel was a beautiful angel sent from the heavens to aid Roger in his mission to save mankind from really bad movies. But he was killed by roeper. So, at the end, Ebert, in a blind fit of rage, fights roeper in an epic battle, stolen, blow for blow, from the matrix. Anyway, Roeper, will kill kenny, and maybe mr/ Hanky will get involved, and I'll have to have a couple subplots that will tie into the main one at the end in some absurd way that will make everyone go "Why didn't I see that." What do ya think?