[F aggotBot] F aggot the Hutt for Prez

[Faggot the Hutt]

If elected president, I will change our national animal to the hedgehog- because hedgehogs roll up into little balls when threatened, and that's just damn funny. I mean, c'mon. What kind of defense mechanism is that? You're like, "Oh, I'm scared. I think I'll roll up into a little ball so it'll be easier to step on me." Friggin' hedgehogs.

[Max]

Yeah, well Hedgehogs are cooler than porcupines. Porcupines, like don't even have cool videogames. And they're not blue. And they don't like move at sonic speeds. And save the world. And they're called porcuPINES. They're not trees. That's false advertising. And that's illegal. Therefore, Porcupines are illegal! I knew they were up to no good.

[EpeeConvert]

He's got my vote

[Max]

Let's just hope you're not registered.

[Westley]

I'd change it to the skunk. Nobody messes with the skunk. Bears are afraid of a skunk. Bears aren't afraid of anything! It doesn't even bother blending in. It sticks out with all that black and white. It doesn't worry about anything. You can pet a skunk if you want. Nobody tries it, but you can. They know you ain't bothering it. Skunks are serious badasses.

[cornflower]

Originally Posted by Westley

I'd change it to the skunk. Nobody messes with the skunk. Bears are afraid of a skunk. Bears aren't afraid of anything! It doesn't even bother blending in. It sticks out with all that black and white. It doesn't worry about anything. You can pet a skunk if you want. Nobody tries it, but you can. They know you ain't bothering it. Skunks are serious badasses.

No kidding, but that didn't stop my dad's friend Rod from emptying a round from his semi-automatic gun into a skunk that killed his rabbits.

[Westley]

Damn. That whole place musta stunk for days. And sorry to say, that puts your friend's intelligence somewhere below a cotton tail fox.

[cornflower]

Originally Posted by Westley

Damn. That whole place musta stunk for days. And sorry to say, that puts your friend's intelligence somewhere below a cotton tail fox.

Yes, I know... but he REALLY liked his bunnies. The skunk brutalized the bunnies, some of them were still alive and their guts were splattered around... ugh.

[Max]

They should put those bunnies on Teletubbies. Instead of the cute little bunnies have these half eaten bunnies with their guts hanging out. They're trying to put them back in with their cute little white paws... Tongue hanging out.. Lala is walking around, hands on her head. She tosses it across the hill, intestines splatting everywhere. "Uh oh!" I would watch that.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Originally Posted by cornflower

Yes, I know... but he REALLY liked his bunnies. The skunk brutalized the bunnies, some of them were still alive and their guts were splattered around... ugh.

Some skunk did that to my cats..... someone get me my SAW!

[Max]

I never thought a skunk could take a cat. No skunk could ever take our old cat. She was this scrawny, all muscle, no fat, warrior cat. She had been left by the people who lived in our apartment before us, and she just kept showing up at our door every day until we finally ended up letting her in. She brought home birds and rats and snakes. We had tons of skunks and all sorts of things there too, but we never had a problem. We ended up leaving her there when we moved.

[frenzl]

very nice thread jacking. i applaud it! a warroir cat max? how big was it

[Max]

It wasn't big. It didn't eat much. Like I said, it was scrawny. It lived off like "Kit'n Kaboodles." Wet food made it puke. It was more of a "Braveheart" warrior than a "Conan the Conquerer" warrior.

[frenzl]

great description i can picture it in my mind. a weiry cat that cat bit your toes off in one bite!

[Max]

That cat should be our national mascot.

[HillBilly]

I'd vote for f aggot, if I was old enough

[Max]

I'd vote for him, but I'd also vote for Sylwia Gruchala. Any really good fencer, actually.

[HillBilly]

ug? because Max think fencers good leaders? make no sense to me.

[Max]

Fencers are generally smart. And they have to know tactics, and ideas, and have to problem solve. They have to learn how to spend their money, they have to decide how to balance it in between the rest of their life. They have to be cool in bad, rapid situations. And, especially the good ones, have to be extremely committed. All these are things a President should have. Plus, Sylwia's got nice titties! (which will help us with foreign relations. Especially Britain. And sweden. But I'm not so sure about France. Anybody who wears those berets are questionable.... Maybe we should make Carson from Queer Eye ambassador![anyone from france who happens to read this, this doesn't mean you. Just the politicians. Specifically the ones you don't like.])

[HillBilly]

woah... no slandering the French, here buddy!