Democrats vs. Republican 3 Weapon Mixed Team Relay Challenge
Name your dream team: Heh
Foil
Saber
Epee
Democrats vs. Republican 3 Weapon Mixed Team Relay Challenge
Name your dream team: Heh
Foil
Saber
Epee
Not to recognize the power of the Titanium Spork is to be in denial.
Well, I guess Kerry would do epee, since he's so tall. Can't think of any of the other 5 slots.
Do any of these guys actually fence? That's would be worth votes from the millions of fencing fans in this country
"In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."
Sure, discussed before that Kerry was on the Yale Fencing Team? Yes, here's the reference to that: "In 1962, Kerry entered Yale University. There he majored in political science and graduated with a B.A. in 1966. He also played on the soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and fencing teams; in addition, he took flying lessons."Originally Posted by jeff
Well, I guess Kerry would do epee, since he's so tall. Can't think of any of the other 5 slots.
Do any of these guys actually fence? That's would be worth votes from the millions of fencing fans in this country
I was thinking of people from the board here, but curiously enough, there aren't that many rabidly politcal epeeists, so I was having trouble filling that card.
Here's my dream match up so far.
Saber:
Inq vs Peach
Foil:
Jeff vs Tireur
Epee:
? vs ? Is this the middle of the road weapon? The weapon of libertarian romanticists?
Not to recognize the power of the Titanium Spork is to be in denial.
Well, I guess Kerry would do epee, since he's so tall. Can't think of any of the other 5 slots.
Do any of these guys actually fence? That's would be worth votes from the millions of fencing fans in this country
Epee - Kerry
Foil - Ted
Sabre - Hillary
But geez this is an interesting one too. How about office versus office?
Saber: Bush vs Kerry
Epee: Edwards vs Cheney (I'd pay to see this one)
Foil: Laura vs Teresa
Hmmmm..... That would make some gooooood TV!
Not to recognize the power of the Titanium Spork is to be in denial.
I dunno - I don't want to see anything that would elevate Cheney's pulse... you'd have to have a cardiac team standing by.... Maybe he could be one of those "stand in one place" epee fencers.Epee: Edwards vs Cheney (I'd pay to see this one)
Ted K doing foil? Has he really lost enough of the excess target area? (See, I *can* poke fun at that side, too)
"In theory, theory and practice are the same, but in practice, theory and practice are different."
How about Ted K vs Cheney in a Saber Match (manditory 1 minute defibrulation after 8 points)
Not to recognize the power of the Titanium Spork is to be in denial.
I'd want howard dean fencing sabre... just to hear him do his patended scream after each touch.
-w
Loser has to fence Ralph (Unsafe At Any Speed) Nader!!!!
Hey, come to think of it, that could be my fencing nickname too!
Not to recognize the power of the Titanium Spork is to be in denial.
I was thinking along the lines of rules and Senate Arms Committee memberships. I admit finding the right fencer for foil was difficult.
Michale Moore vs. O'Reilly at Sabre?
Michael Moore vs. Ann Coulter in Sabre
John Ashcroft vs. The dead man who beat him in his bid for Senate.(Grudge Match)
For the board match-ups, it occurs to me that I cannot currently think of any conservative epee fencers. My instructor, a rabid conservative, absolutely hated epee...
There are no damn chickens in my room!
"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
Carnahan
John Ashcroft lost to Mel Carnahan down in Missouri even though Mel died before the election! Bush then appointed the loser Ashcroft to the Attorney General position when he became president.
I would definitely pay to see this. Moore couldn't last eight touches!
Hillary Vs. Teresa = sabre that would be a real cat fight (though they are on the same side, can't we still dream?
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
- Muhammad Ali
Hi!
How about a bout more befitting of MM´s body type:
Michael Moore vs. Dick Cheney in sumo!
Would be quite a sight.
Have a nice time!
Peter Gustafsson
That's because conservatives care too much about rules (laws) and such to go for that epee with its devil-may-care-ne'er-do-well attitude.
Hello.
If we had the tourney.
The republicans would need to wear weighted jackets and their touches only count everyother time because everyone knows the republicans are cheaters and didn't work hard to aquire their skill.
The Democrats would get a 2 touch handicap, because they mean well.
Last edited by Rogue; 07-31-2004 at 10:25 PM.
Benjamin Franklin when asked by a woman, "What kind of government have you given us?" Replied, "A Republic Madam, if you can keep it!"
"The Dude Abides"
conservative epeeists???? DFP?
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