Tomorrow, there is a local tournament, so naturally I decide it's a great time to rewire my spare weapon. Everything goes fine until the bottle of superglue decides to leak. I don't feel anything of course and proceed to cover the fingers of both hands in superglue. Then I pick up a piece of tissue on the ground to throw away while I wait for the glue to dry. I experience tissue+glue+skin. I go check on the blade a little later and find out that a few drops of glue have fallen directly on the tang of my blade, where I have wrapped excess wire of course. A partial acetone bath in a Red Bull bottle later plus some time, and I'm completely finished except for the tip tape. My evil mother decides to call me. I tapeify my tip while talking to my mother and manage to unscrew the tip off the blade.
This is why you should not talk on cell phones while driving.
I quit fencing forever dammit.