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  1. 06-09-2004 12:39 AM #1
    Grasshopper
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    Grasshopper on muscles

    Grasshopper says: monkey overtrains upperbody; tiger overtrains lowerbody; dragon trains both moderately, but focuses on abdominals and lower back.
  2. 06-09-2004 12:44 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshopper
    Grasshopper says: dragon focuses on abdominals and lower back.
    Uh..........For their wings?
    John Matus
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  3. 06-09-2004 03:23 AM #3
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    The trope begins to grow tiresome...
  4. 06-09-2004 09:31 AM #4
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    This grasshopper stuff is actually getting kinda funny. But seriously dude, keep it in the watercooler.
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
  5. 06-09-2004 09:55 AM #5
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    Nasreddin had a leaky ferry-boat, and used it to row people across the river. One day his passenger was a fussy schoolteacher, and on the way across he decided to give Nasreddin a test and see how much he knew.

    "Tell me, Nasreddin, what are eight sixes?"

    "I've no idea."

    "How do you spell magnificence?"

    "I don't."

    "Didn't you study anything at school?"

    "No."

    "In that case, half your life is lost."

    Just then a fierce storm blew up, and the boat began to sink.

    "Tell me, schoolteacher," said Nasreddin. "Did you ever learn to swim?"

    "No."

    "In that case, your whole life is lost."
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