Dave Barry is my hero. Anyone who does not know who he is a) I'm sorry. b) go out and buy a book of his, or rent it at the library, or steal it or whatever. It'll be worth it. I'd recomend Dave Barry Turns 50 as his best.
Guide to Guys has to be one of the best Barry books ever.
Have you read the Chapter on Urinal Etiquette?
I was ROFL, but seriously want to know - how close to life is the tale?