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    attacks

    several people who are members of my temple have recently been experiencing some difficulties, some of them have fallen down and one broke a few leg bones. I'm sorry to sound pessimestic, but, I also fell down several times recently. Once in a parking lot after someone shone something in my face, can you tell me, are there any others experiencing the same sorts of problems?
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    Another perfect place for that "WTF option" I mentioned on the Political Test thread...

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    shouldn't the title of this thread be "accidents", not "attacks"
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    Quote Originally Posted by dreadfoily
    I'm sorry to sound pessimestic, but, I also fell down several times recently. Once in a parking lot after someone shone something in my face, can you tell me, are there any others experiencing the same sorts of problems?

    Yes, there are many people experiencing this, that's why there's medicine for it..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodle
    shouldn't the title of this thread be "accidents", not "attacks"
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    Best leave your logic at the door!

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    any post that starts "several members of my temple. . ." is off to a bad start!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The0ne
    any post that starts "several members of my temple. . ." is off to a bad start!
    Get your nikes and purple shoud..the mothership is coming.
    If it weren't for Mango, we'd never know....
    Last edited by Artisan; 05-26-2004 at 11:04 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The0ne
    any post that starts "several members of my temple. . ." is off to a bad start!
    I have several friends who have said things like that to me............they often don't fence on Saturdays either. Wanna guess why?
    John Matus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiavona
    I have several friends who have said things like that to me............they often don't fence on Saturdays either. Wanna guess why?
    Somehow, I don't think Dreadfoily was talking about leaving her Synagogue. Ooooeeeeeooooo.

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    Does the fact that their probes appear to be malfunctioning mean that the mothership is approaching or departing?
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    Maybe you need an excorsist
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    I'd go with the alien theory. . . Ok, I got a good one. Mango is really an alien trying to figure out how humans work by inerfacing through the computer. Mango has come to this planet many times to study different parts of humans that are not on "it's" planet. I know one of the other times was Elvis, to study music which is not on planet mango. and now mango is studying language, that's why sometimes mango's posts are hard to understand. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiavona
    I have several friends who have said things like that to me............they often don't fence on Saturdays either. Wanna guess why?
    Fine!! Be a nitpicker!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Slo-mo
    Does the fact that their probes appear to be malfunctioning mean that the mothership is approaching or departing?
    Neither: just that the probes are out of warrantee: 1 lightyear or 1 galactic orbit, which ever comes first; Standard docking ring to heat shield dealer protection plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artisan
    Neither: just that the probes are out of warrantee: 1 lightyear or 1 galactic orbit, which ever comes first; Standard docking ring to heat shield dealer protection plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The0ne
    Fine!! Be a nitpicker!!!

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    The Po-lice?

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