Under the Knicks: Shorts

[elberto]

t shirt and lycra bike shorts over a pair of jocks - wearing sports shorts is too bulky and seems to make it a little more difficult to lunge (but that may be because my breaches are becoming a little tight over the years for some reason!?)

[electricepeeist]

uw, Shorts (either soffe cheerleading shorts or wicky bike ones), t-shirt. I can't imagine fencing with jean shorts under my knickers, it would be a bit restrictive, wouldn't it?

[achilleus]

Under the breeches I wear armour plated underpants! Seriously. You can get 800N undershorts from Allstar. A friend of mine recommended them, so I went out and got my own. They're comfy and have a pouch for a box.

That's not bad, but not armour plated.

This is armour plated!


Pads for all the vital areas:

Shoulders
Ribs
Hips
Thighs
Groin

[prittieinpink]

i wear cheerleader type shorts and usually just a racerback tanktop with a shelf bra. the less stuff i wear uner my uniform, the better (i think)

[sabreur]

That's not bad, but not armour plated.

This is armour plated!


Pads for all the vital areas:

Shoulders
Ribs
Hips
Thighs
Groin

No package protection though--it's got one of those weird football tailbone protectors instead...

MR

[Inquartata]

What, you don't wear a codpiece??? Tsk. Wierdo.

[sabreur]

What, you don't wear a codpiece??? Tsk. Wierdo.

I wear a cup--it has much the same effect.

MR

[Inquartata]

But does it frighten the clergy?

[Atreyu]

Under my knickers I usually wear bike shorts that are thicker and look like jeans.. See, my knickers (I have nooo idea why) tend to be rather see-through-ish, so even if you wear white underthings they still show through just as bad as if they were a darker color.. Bleh.. The shorts make you incredibly hot but I can't find any other way around see-through-ish knickers.. Anyone have any suggestions? Pllleeeeeeaase?

[Zara_athlen]

I usually use some sort of sweat wicking shirt like underarmor/REI shirt/ Nike Dri-fit etc. With some underarmor boxer briefs.

[AllisonT]

Thanks for the links to the UA and CoolMax items! I also go for the least-amount-of-clothing-possible-under-the-required-gear category. I am willing to try the UA stuff....maybe not the thong (really, if that's all you're wearing, you have other issues).

[cornflower]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you were a stinky!

Still...whenever I see guys (and it it usually guys) taking off their jacket and wearing naught under it it just makes me..... <eeew> Well each to their own, right?

Actually... seeing topless guys sort of turns me on.......

[cornflower]

What do you mean by clergy? I know what clergy means but... FRIGHTEN the clergy???

[Inquartata]

What do you mean by clergy? I know what clergy means but... FRIGHTEN the clergy???

Never seen the "Blackadder" series, then?

[cornflower]

Never seen the "Blackadder" series, then?

Oooo! I love Blackadder! Must have been an episode I haven't seen, yet.

[Inquartata]

It was the very first episode, I think. Blackadder is getting dressed up for a state function, and Baldrick asks him which codpiece he wants to wear. The response: "The Black Russian, I think. That always frightens the clergy."

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[Point_Left]

Welcome to Obscure References R Us...

Oh, is that who you work for? Here I was thinking it was "Latin Phrases Inc." or perhaps "The Pun Co." Well, you learn something every day...

[Zilverzmurfen]

Here I was thinking it was "Latin Phrases Inc."

Surely you mean "Latin Phrases Inq."?

(Ok, ok. That was lame...)

[Inquartata]

Oh, is that who you work for? Here I was thinking it was "Latin Phrases Inc." or perhaps "The Pun Co." Well, you learn something every day...

I only sit on the boards of those. Multiple interlocking directorates, you know.

[Inquartata]

Surely you mean "Latin Phrases Inq."?

(Ok, ok. That was lame...)

But isn't that a primary characteristic of the best puns?