Shaft vs. Dirty Harry

[laughingduelist]

I felt the need to start a meaningless thread, so with that in mind, who would win: John Shaft vs. Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)

[gulebukser]

Shaft is the man, all the way.

[RebelFencer]

Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry) had a bigger gun...plus he's meaner. Shaft is ok, but he's a sex machine to all the chics before he's one bad mother. This give Harry the definate advantage. Also, Harry says, "Go ahead punk, make my day. (amond countless others)" So in short, Shaft would go down quicker than a 50 cent hooker.

[albemarle]

I know that Shaft delivers 10 times out of 10, but I still think Harry has the edge, just.

[telkanuru]

But if it weren't for Shaft, we would be so bored when constructing drive trains (or, I would be).

Ex.

Pass me some of that shaft. (Others chorus "Shaft" in high piched voice)
Damn, we bent that shaft. ("Shaft")
Do we want to rest that much weight on an aluminum shaft? ("Shaft")
What's the diameter on that shaft? ("Shaft")

ad infinitum absurdumque

[RebelFencer]

I never understood though, what was his name supposed to mean or imply? I mean..it almost sounds as if it's talking about his huge.....oh god...

[telkanuru]

Freud, Freud, Freud, it's Freud, it's wonderful Freud!

Anyway.

Yes.