And why is there no option for our two most controversial users, me and the hutt?
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
i don't see how there is a choice in this matter. Strongbad would make a GREAT president. He understands fully issues like:
1. moderately hot girls--you know the kind that are pretty hot but not so hot as to mes around with other guys. . .
2. fiscal responsibility, he has never once overspent Strongbadia's annual budget.
He also delegates very well. He often sends strongmad to beat up strongsad, and the cheat to. . . well, cheat!
The only problem would be persuading him to run. He is already the leader of one country (Strongbadia, population tire.) and seems quite happy with his loose lifestyle.
Who the hell is Strongbad? Sounds like a German Shepherd....
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BUSH WINS! 'I can't believe that some uneducated southern redneck's vote counts as much as mine'
— Anonymous Upper West Sider, 9/20/04."
i don't see how there is a choice in this matter. Strongbad would make a GREAT president. He understands fully issues like:
1. moderately hot girls--you know the kind that are pretty hot but not so hot as to mes around with other guys. . .
2. fiscal responsibility, he has never once overspent Strongbadia's annual budget.
He also delegates very well. He often sends strongmad to beat up strongsad, and the cheat to. . . well, cheat!
The only problem would be persuading him to run. He is already the leader of one country (Strongbadia, population tire.) and seems quite happy with his loose lifestyle.
Vote Strongbad in 2004, He's all up ons!!!
I second this campaign. Although as one who used to use Strong Sad as an avatar, you'd think I would be against my big bro becomming president. Strong Mad's exclusive job would be to pommel Strong Sad "on the hour, every hour."
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... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
- The Three Musketeers
Watch a few, such as Stunt Double, Sun Tan, Dragon,Caffeine. Then branch out and watch whatever.
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... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
- The Three Musketeers
As an Army officer, I cannot run in a political campaign (something about civilian rule over the military). To avoid the possibility of a military dictatorship on the country's hands, I will have to decline the nomination.
I therefore endorse my venerable opponent, the honorable Mr. Strongbad. Seriously.
Yours Respectfully,
Me and my iron fist. And scalpel.
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