I say orange.

Every couple years I make another try at eating one, and nothing good ever comes of it.

I end up with orange juice all over my hands and the floor and the table, with the peel still on the orange, and I still haven't eaten any yet. Finally, I just cut it in half and make orange juice.

If course, maybe I'm just really bad at eating a normal fruit. (Like Boba Fett! Sorry, just really wanted to use that emoticon)