02-28-2004, 04:26 AM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Where it's 72 degrees year round most of the time
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| You know your in trouble when.........
You know your in trouble when....
People give your opponent a standing "O" when he/she enters the room 
Your opponent has coorporate sponsors patches all over their gear bag
you find out only 2 on 10 weapons your club quartermaster packed for a tournament is working and there's 3 of you there.  | 
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02-28-2004, 06:08 AM
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#2 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,380
| You find your opponent can go backwards faster than you can go forwards, AND change tempo while she's doing it.
MR
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02-28-2004, 07:31 AM
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#3 | | Just Joined
Join Date: Jan 2004
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| Your Opponent Has a small army Cheering him for his win.
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02-28-2004, 07:40 AM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mechanicsburg, PA
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| you think you hear a mini sonic boom when he moves his blade.  | |
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02-28-2004, 09:45 AM
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#5 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,481
| When the opponent brings in his own theme music to JO's. Someone actually did this, walked in carrying a boombox playing back in black by ac/dc. It was sooooo boss.
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02-28-2004, 10:29 AM
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#6 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken! When the opponent brings in his own theme music to JO's. Someone actually did this, walked in carrying a boombox playing back in black by ac/dc. It was sooooo boss. | Isaiah......WAS THAT YOU?
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02-28-2004, 10:42 AM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,464
| You know you are in trouble when......
You don't have to pee anymore! | |
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02-28-2004, 10:57 AM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Singapore
Posts: 111
| When your legs are shaking and feel like jelly when you step onto the piste.
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02-28-2004, 11:02 AM
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#9 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Redlands, CA
Posts: 277
| ...when the director looks at you, looks at your opponent and motions for the medics to move closer to your strip.
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02-28-2004, 11:58 AM
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#10 | | Member
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Greensboro, NC
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| English is not your opponent's first language | |
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02-28-2004, 08:18 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Brisbane - Australia
Posts: 348
| when the score is 31-40 and you're the last fencer. | |
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02-28-2004, 09:37 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 4,325
| Your opponent is from the south, and thought a duel ment guns. | |
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02-29-2004, 06:51 AM
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#13 | | Just Joined
Join Date: Jan 2004
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| You happened to catch your opponent sharpening his blade, prior to your bout.
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02-29-2004, 12:47 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tip of your blade..
Posts: 687
| You see your opponet is a small, skinny looking nerd and then up behind comes their father, a huge musculer man, and u are afraid of what will happen if u win... 
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03-01-2004, 09:14 AM
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#15 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 256
| Your opponent comes in casually and rolls out an entire armoury of weapons... briefly browse through and settles for the french grip after checking your height. | |
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03-01-2004, 10:53 AM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Gulf Coast Division
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Originally Posted by K Degnon English is not your opponent's first language | Amen to that. Anyone with a foreign accent, esp. Eastern European.
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I am an exiled epeeist making the transition to sabre in order to alleviate the tediousness of fencing with a toy.
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03-01-2004, 12:28 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Where it's 72 degrees year round most of the time
Posts: 160
| ......the voices in your head start talking about you behind your back | |
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03-01-2004, 10:05 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Ypsilanti, Mi USA
Posts: 1,589
| Its a qualifier and you get your opponent's coach as the director for your DE. | |
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03-01-2004, 10:14 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Amherst, MA and Franklin, MA
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Originally Posted by MikeHarm Its a qualifier and you get your opponent's coach as the director for your DE. | That should never ever ever happen. If it is a qualifier, get someone who is less qualified to ref, not the coach of your opponent. Or ya know, you could just one light the whole way to 15.
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03-01-2004, 10:53 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Where it's 72 degrees year round most of the time
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| Your driving 20mph on the 91 fwy at 4:00p.m. and it starts to rain.
For you some Southern Californians who know L.A. traffic you know what I mean. | |
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