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  1. 02-28-2004 05:26 AM #1
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    You know your in trouble when.........

    You know your in trouble when....



    People give your opponent a standing "O" when he/she enters the room


    Your opponent has coorporate sponsors patches all over their gear bag


    you find out only 2 on 10 weapons your club quartermaster packed for a tournament is working and there's 3 of you there.
  2. 02-28-2004 07:08 AM #2
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    You find your opponent can go backwards faster than you can go forwards, AND change tempo while she's doing it.

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    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
  3. 02-28-2004 08:31 AM #3
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    Your Opponent Has a small army Cheering him for his win.
    Parry-Riposte , a fencers best friend.
  4. 02-28-2004 08:40 AM #4
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    you think you hear a mini sonic boom when he moves his blade.
  5. 02-28-2004 10:45 AM #5
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    When the opponent brings in his own theme music to JO's. Someone actually did this, walked in carrying a boombox playing back in black by ac/dc. It was sooooo boss.
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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    Quote Originally Posted by D+F+P=Hadouken!
    When the opponent brings in his own theme music to JO's. Someone actually did this, walked in carrying a boombox playing back in black by ac/dc. It was sooooo boss.
    Isaiah......WAS THAT YOU?

    j/k
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    You know you are in trouble when......

    You don't have to pee anymore!
  8. 02-28-2004 11:57 AM #8
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    When your legs are shaking and feel like jelly when you step onto the piste.
    A weapon is only as good as the arm that wields it.
  9. 02-28-2004 12:02 PM #9
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    ...when the director looks at you, looks at your opponent and motions for the medics to move closer to your strip.
    Chiswick, fresh horses! We ride at once to rebellious Stoke where it is my sworn intent to approach the city walls, bare my broad buttocks, and shout "Behold! I honor thee most highly!"
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    English is not your opponent's first language
  11. 02-28-2004 09:18 PM #11
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    when the score is 31-40 and you're the last fencer.
  12. 02-28-2004 10:37 PM #12
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    Your opponent is from the south, and thought a duel ment guns.
    The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. -Oscar Wilde
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    You happened to catch your opponent sharpening his blade, prior to your bout.
    Parry-Riposte , a fencers best friend.
  14. 02-29-2004 01:47 PM #14
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    You see your opponet is a small, skinny looking nerd and then up behind comes their father, a huge musculer man, and u are afraid of what will happen if u win...
    "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
    - Muhammad Ali
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    Your opponent comes in casually and rolls out an entire armoury of weapons... briefly browse through and settles for the french grip after checking your height.
  16. 03-01-2004 11:53 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by K Degnon
    English is not your opponent's first language
    Amen to that. Anyone with a foreign accent, esp. Eastern European.
    ... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
    - The Three Musketeers
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    ......the voices in your head start talking about you behind your back
  18. 03-01-2004 11:05 PM #18
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    Its a qualifier and you get your opponent's coach as the director for your DE.

  19. 03-01-2004 11:14 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeHarm
    Its a qualifier and you get your opponent's coach as the director for your DE.

    That should never ever ever happen. If it is a qualifier, get someone who is less qualified to ref, not the coach of your opponent. Or ya know, you could just one light the whole way to 15.
    -Kevin
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    Your driving 20mph on the 91 fwy at 4:00p.m. and it starts to rain.



    For you some Southern Californians who know L.A. traffic you know what I mean.
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