You know your in trouble when.........

[It]

Sorry. The Blue Angels use the F/A-18 Hornet



You know your in trouble when some guy tries to paint a BEE or HORNET on his mask and you can't keep yourself from laughing. <----Because it's such a horrid paint job

[MikeHarm]

Here is a new one I had at our championship in Michigan yesterday. You get the guy you bumped out first round of the tournament as your director for the rest of your DE matches. lol

[Schiavona]

Funny thread

You know you're in trouble when your first clear thought of the day isn't "how much did I drink last night?", but "who am I fencing and what's the score" followed by "is this my second or third bout?", THEN, "how much did I drink last night?" Thankfully not since college.

[mifencer]

You know when you're in trouble when...
Your girlfriend brings home Dirty Dancing (or The Pirate Movie).

[Moonitic]

You know you're in trouble when you mention The Pirate Movie in a negative way, & you'll be at RFC on Tuesday night...

[mifencer]

You know you're in trouble when you mention The Pirate Movie in a negative way, & you'll be at RFC on Tuesday night...

moan... help me... please...

[MikeHarm]

Never saw that one. was it any good?

[Katman]

You know you're in trouble when registration closes at 8:30, the venue is across town, it's 8:00 and there's fog outside so thick that you can't see across the street.

Still made it.

[Moonitic]

The Pirate Movie is based (loosely) on Pirates of Penzance, but it's an 80's rock opera with Kristy McNichol & Chris Adkins. Terrible quality, but hysterically funny (especially with the right group of people). Kinda like Rocky Horror Picture Show on a bad day, after several drinks.

Oh, yeah...here's a recent one for the thread:

You know you're in trouble when you're leading footwork & The Boss (not Bruce Springsteen, either) is standing behind you...with a whip...cracking it ever so often just to make you jump.

[Inquartata]

The Pirate Movie is based (loosely) on Pirates of Penzance, but it's an 80's rock opera with Kristy McNichol & Chris Adkins. Terrible quality, but hysterically funny (especially with the right group of people). Kinda like Rocky Horror Picture Show on a bad day, after several drinks.

So, you're saying that TPM is only tolerable when drunk, then?

[Louweasel]

It's what keeps Spiderman's pants up.

I'l be here all week, folks! Try the veal...

No, but seriously, it's wide adjustable-length belting of nylon or ( in the old days ) several layers of heavy canvas sewn together, with eyelets or other means for hanging military gear like canteens, ammo pouches, etc. from it. Usually used with suspenders.

First of all, LOL at the first comment - you beat me to it!

Secondly, absolutely ROFLMAO at the final sentence of your post - sorry to hijack (promise I'll keep it to my thread in future) - but you know what "suspenders" means to a brit, don't you?!

Back to the original topic: You know you're in trouble when you're at your computer at work, trying to be discreet about internet use, when Inq provides you with a frankly incomparable mental image of a soldier wearing a garter-belt, and you nearly spit your lunchtime apple all over the keyboard...

[Moonitic]

So, you're saying that TPM is only tolerable when drunk, then?

I have an odd sense of humor, so I don't need to be drunk to enjoy it immensely. Normal people, on the other hand, may need to down a few to truly appreciate its greatness.

[Inquartata]

a frankly incomparable mental image of a soldier wearing a garter-belt,

I'm almost certain that John Cleese beat me to that one.