I am a member of Mensa

1. Robert Smith

I applied, but I was turned down, and oddly enough they won't return my phone calls

I was, but then I directed a Porno with Triumph the Dog, Cheney, a gerbil, and tons of *** grease

1. akaiyuki,
2. fencerontheline,
3. Tazz,
4. Westley

I'm a member once a month. Mommy says it's b/c I touch my dirtypillows.

1. cornflower,
2. epeeisky