Hey Maple, How's the farm? It's been a while.

Maple, what's this I hear about you not being sngle anymore?

How's it going maple?

Pretty good. The laptop is down so I can't get on here as much.

How's you and your girl going?

hiya doin, man?

I've called her twice. Tomorrow it will be a week since she gave me her number. Should I keep calling?

call her yet?

just ****ing call her already

Maple man, If it were a different girl, I would most certainly call her. This one I just wasn't feeling that much when I met her. I can tell the difference between liking a girl and being flattered they like me. I'm going back to work friday with my sexy new hair, and I'll get another number from a girl I like more and call her. Deal?

aw, i don't need it


but seriously. call her