Happy birthday, my friend.

MAPLE!

I hate to be a dork but in all honesty I really miss talking to you

Long time no chat.


I MISS YOU.

Maple, what's this I hear about you not being sngle anymore?

It's maple maple epee, so I'm happy happy to

day


(wtf idk shoot me now haha god)

hola.

rumor has it... you have trench foot.

LOL. well. I'm very very very happy for you like, really. and also a teensy bit jealous. because I do not have a huge strong fencer farm boy to snuggle with. BUT WHATEVER. she sounds really cool, kiddo. does she fence?

also, are you planning on going to nationals in dallas next year? I'm trying to see who is... I'll attempt to qualify, but, idk. I'd like to see you guys I guess, but the buttwhoopin' that will most surely come with nationals doesn't appeal to me right now.

How's it going maple?

MAAAAPLE

what's this I hear 'bout a girl? jeezes, everyone is hooking up... just one question for you, boyo: IS SHE HOT?!