I'm reffing epee NAC E Fri-Mon, no idea which events. Not fencing any, though. Not this time. If I get you in my pool, will I have to abstain? (Not that I ever have before.)

And no, I'm not old enough for *those* events yet. Not the ones that matter, anyway.

You are reffing NAC E? Are you fencing it as well? Are you old enough?