OK, the crime rate thing was a mistake. I forgot you live in Montana, even though that's what it says in your profile. I just remembered you're a Redskins fan and thought of Washington D.C.
This is what happens when I spend too much time on the computer.
No no no no no, I do NOT go crazy with body sprays... I rarely wear them. I hate it when people walk by you and you're overpowered by their SCENT.
I just had on something that day because I was really dressed up. And it isn't exactly vanilla... it's a mix of two things. Vanilla and another thing. Really interesting smell, actually.