I don't think it'd stop your heart.
And getting hurt in the shoulder blades hurts. And right between them, too.

Why on earth would you want to knife someone?

Just pathetic. It hurts like hell, too.

Well, good for you. I guess maybe we're even, then.

Pft, I wouldn't say I exactly doubt that, but I do think you underestimate my experience with it... I'm less of a backstabber than a beenbackstabbed. So many times, haha. But I'm tough. I really don't give a crap. There's me. And then there's everyone else. Screw them if they screw me first.

Me, I'm a loyal sort of person.

Basically, yes. (It would probably damage the fan in the process, though.)

I was hoping for more of an evil alliance, to be honest, however.

No reason to unleash your venom on me? Well, I feel the same about you. However, I do think it may be a good thing we've never met each other.


Yet.


That could be quite a deadly combination. For us, or the rest of the population, I'm not sure. But still deadly.

I'm starting to see why people are annoyed by you

But, frankly, you still aren't on my nerves. I'm just beginning to like you more.

Oh, I'm stubborn, too. I eat meat. Belive me when I say this: they hate me.

And yes, I rather do, don't I?

Hey. I live in a city full of tree-huggin' free love save-the-whales hippies. Trust me. You adapt


And I must admit, I don't look terrible in that picture, like I do in some...

Um. LOL.

It isn't vomit, you goober. It's wind. And on the 'wind' is a word spelled out. (Love.)

Also, the picture is of me, not just somebody.