This is true.

Jeez, I haven't even had time for the computer lately... how are you?

I'm in perfect shape, mister!

(Er, maybe not mentally. I think in that area I pretty much just qualify as psycho.)

Tickle torture? You can't be serious.

Haha, I suppose I am ticklish in some places, but in other places when people try to tickle me it just ends up annoying the crap out of me...

It seems that way because it basically is.

And oh yes, I do, trust me. I'm really very curious.

Well, here's how I explain it to most people: I'm a huge ditz, yes. But stupid? No.

And oh yeah? Just how would you convince me? or 'make' me?

I know, I know You're much smarter than I am, I should just shut up and listen already... you'd think I'd have learned that trick by now, talking to Jack so much. You two are just too level-headed!

But I should point out that I DO have a can do attitude, in everything but fencing. I know very well what I can and cannot do, and unfortunately it's the one area I majorly lack confidence in.

Yeah, I know, I know. But you, sir, are not listening to me. I'M A SUCKY FENCER AND HAVE A HABIT OF BOMBING DEs!

Eh, whatever you say. I'd have to disagree, though. I always get unlucky in pools, and that pretty much blows my DEs.

Either that or I'm just crappy.

Yeah, maybe the latter.

Abso-freakin'-lutely I'd go. They're too close to NOT go to.

That is, if I can qualify. I didn't do terribly at my last tournament, but I'm kind of out of shape. Bleh.

Are you going to nationals this year? In Dallas?