Eh, I don't know. But hey! I say 'darling', and I don't happen to be a stereotypical fashion person, thank you very much.

You know, that was kind of creepy.

I'm going to spend the weekend at one of my best friend's ranches this weekend. She's having a mega partay.

Sorry.

Deal.

Ooh, aren't you the ladies man?

I seem to be having the same problem... except... opposite... you know what I mean.

It's a long story, though. Tell me if you're still on and we can get into livechat.

Well, you've got that right, buster.

Oh my gosh... I have had such a weird week. You've gotta hear about it, lol.

In what way am I so interesting?

As nice as a comment as that was, I'm really pretty boring.

Well. I can be kind of amusing when I want to be. I think.

I mean, can't I?

Don't be that way

I was camping with no wifi. It was lovely. I got two packs of deer, including a ten point buck, to come within four feet of me. Twice.

(Surprisingly, the buck was a huge chicken. It was funny. But he was really beautiful.)

Oh, you know... places.