You know, that was kind of creepy.

I'm going to spend the weekend at one of my best friend's ranches this weekend. She's having a mega partay.

Sorry.

Deal.

Ooh, aren't you the ladies man?

I seem to be having the same problem... except... opposite... you know what I mean.

It's a long story, though. Tell me if you're still on and we can get into livechat.

Well, you've got that right, buster.

Oh my gosh... I have had such a weird week. You've gotta hear about it, lol.

In what way am I so interesting?

As nice as a comment as that was, I'm really pretty boring.

Well. I can be kind of amusing when I want to be. I think.

I mean, can't I?

Don't be that way

I was camping with no wifi. It was lovely. I got two packs of deer, including a ten point buck, to come within four feet of me. Twice.

(Surprisingly, the buck was a huge chicken. It was funny. But he was really beautiful.)

Oh, you know... places.

Okay, okay, okay but like I said LET ME FIND OUT FIRST.