OMFG OMFG OMFG ITS UR BDAY AHHHHHHHH!

HAPPY FRIKKEN BIRTHDAY SIONNNNNACHHHH!!!

yeah. you're 23, you're old now.

*shrug*. I don't go around shouting about my interests. Same for you, all I know of you is that you fence, play the guitar and have/had one stupid and ignorant history teacher. And I can't even be sure that you DO play the guitar. You could have just posed for a pic with one

JK btw. Now make me a sammich.

-10 Coolness points

Don't be silly, they're women! They do make some spectacular sandwiches though from what I've heard. What more can a man want

hm, are they better than you?

Well i haven't proposed yet but i'm sure they'll say yes. Polygamy ftw

i hear you're engaged to 3 swedish epeeists? is this true?!

yeahhh!!!

An improvement, you'll get the correct pronunciation eventually.

Also:

"It's the weapon of losers. and sionnach."

I appreciate that i am not an element of the losers set (: