Don't be silly, they're women! They do make some spectacular sandwiches though from what I've heard. What more can a man want

Well i haven't proposed yet but i'm sure they'll say yes. Polygamy ftw

An improvement, you'll get the correct pronunciation eventually.

Also:

"It's the weapon of losers. and sionnach."

I appreciate that i am not an element of the losers set (:

But what's wrong with Epee?

What's wrong with the Epee pics?

Remember, there is a big difference between playing a game of pilliwinks and tiddlywinks. People are a lot more reluctant to play anything with you after you ask them to play pilliwinks....

I see by your comment that you agree that our ways are best. This is good.

Ahh Tavarisch. Take this breech action rifle and make one final rush for Stalin! Forwaaaaaard!

You got a problem with that? If you would prefer me to send round some jackbooted cronies to have a tet-a-tet then that could be arranged (preps light, pliers and sundry torture equipment).

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