Hey kid. How've you been?

No no, that's you. I'm just in a great mood!

and you are a sweetie

Horrible, but I'm good now.
What have you been thinking about?

oh goodness gracious
you?

We haven't talked in a while, how's it going?

For English we have to write our own epitaphs, so far there have been three really like:

I wasn't
I was
I wasn't again
I lived and died
In human sin
I tried and failed
In all I did
I wasn't
I was
I wasn't again

I met her for a moment
'Fore moving on in life
College, Job, and Marriage
Children and a Wife
I knew her only briefly
For an hour and a day
I wonder what might have been
If I'd not gone on my way

Youth spent dreaming of the future
Age reminiscing of the past

I dont know. Well we dont "spend enough time together"
or s

Well that sounds fun. What's the problem?

my friend is rather mad at me for things i cannot control and that are actually his fault.