Hey Matt! How is it going?

Thanks kiddo.

AWESOME!!!!
I am so incredibly happy for you!

Hey, that's how I roll.

Rolls 1 20-sided die: 15
Again with the high roll so far.

Well, 16... lets see...
#Rolls 1 20-sided die: 4
then extra damage for the cool avatar bonus... of dooooooom
You have disarmed your enemy, who now cowers before you offering fealty, bedroom services (such as cleaning and laundry - don't be a perv) and puppies.
#Rolls 2 10-sided dice: 6 3
But the puppies are cursed.
#The Purple 8 Ball says: Ask again later
You inertly carry the curse from the puppies for such a time as you can seek advice on the f.net forum, in accordance with the prophecy.

I got a 16? What do I get for that?

Rolls 1 20-sided die: 16
(the high roll so far)