Will Empty Wallet's Empty Wallet ever again not be an Empty Wallet?
The Purple 8 Ball says: Certainly

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Well... we know for sure you have the "Dick" part right and there's people who want to shoot him.

My q-ball is getting fuzzy. It was patchy starting back, so I kept it shaved until it evened out.

Uh, for your part, I won't ask... you already provided that bleak outlook. :^_^:

Things evolve; we will keep on going and see what happen next.

Ouch! I am sorry for his fracture. I was just shoveling so no one slips and breaks something on our walkway.

Happy Birthday to you!

I suppose being older than one's own children is a good thing.
Being whisker-less in summer is not such a bad thing... but at 20 below... Fortunately I have a number of fitted knit caps. They should grow back.....

Hey! Happy Birthday! Are you old yet? Wait, you don't have to tell me. -^_^

Actually, that reminds me of a song

Quite well, Mr Summertime. Howdy to you, too.