Real.
I was born in hastings (mornington peninsula) and live in that area for most of my life there. I also lived in ballarat for a while. then I moved to Hawai'i when I was 10 and then to VA when I was 12.

hey m8!

Like I need encouragement

aussies are weird...

whenever it suits me.

Do people make fun of you a lot for being a penal colony? haha

DOWNUNDERRRRR! do you own a kangaroo...?

yeah, guess you can't expect a prison country to have cages -.-

people that are as cool as me dont sleep, we hibernate though for a few days every month.

haha, doesn't everyone have cage matches? you must be under priviliged

what if you gave me 5 red cards and I challenged you to a cage match in the parking lot, would you accept? It's part of your oath to accept it by the way.

Do you even have an oath -.-

Randomm posts at 4 AM in the morning!!!! I DID NOT DRINK LAST NIGHT STOP ASKING!!!!!!

I'm not strange!

what if I fenced with a 45 cm blade, what would you do?

you're a fencing expert! AN EXPERT! WHICH MEANS YOU KNOW A LOT.

so, how long is a foil?