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Conversation Between D'Art and Fencergrl

Conversation Between D'Art and Fencergrl

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05-14-2009 04:00 PM
Fencergrl

I saw this and thought of you.

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
05-13-2009 05:55 PM
Fencergrl

Nicely done!
05-13-2009 04:35 PM
D'Art

Think I've got them all changed now lol
05-13-2009 04:13 PM
Fencergrl

I like your "The Stalwart Panda" change, however, you're going to have to change the location as Pandas are seldom found under the sea.
12-31-2008 11:18 PM
Fencergrl

Happy New Years Sweetie!
12-31-2008 11:17 PM
Fencergrl

LOL... D'art time to get a wife, make babies then go on Wife Swap... apparently

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