Will rac say something funny today?
The Purple 8 Ball says: Not likely

Hmm...

Oooh, cool! I feel special. Short-bus special, but special nonetheless! ^_^

Thanks. That means a lot, coming from you. =^_^=

Please wish S. good luck for me next weekend.

Finally someone got the reference!

A recent survey clearly demonstrated that I have become 52.02% more popular at parties since I became a regular reader of your submissions to the "Joke Thread".

Thanks for all your contributions. :-)

Even the 'non-funny' variety.

Cheers.