Ladys and gentleman, hobos and tramps, Crosseyed misquitos and bulge legged ants I come before you to stand behind you and tell you something I know nothing about: One dark night in broad daylight, two dead soldiers stood up a fight back to back they faced each took out their swords and shot each other the deaf policeman heard this noise and came to arrest the two dead boys if you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Reach out and tourch someone