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  #464 New 08-03-2009 07:58 PM
Just got back from my niece's wedding. It was on the same day and a few miles SE from where my husband & I tied the knot 11 years ago.

Like our wedding, the weather played a role in the days events. For us, lighting took the steeple off of the church 2 weeks prior. This was quickly repaired so we were able to take our vows protected from the hot prairie sun. Rain arrived just in time for the reception before returning back sunshine after dinner. The night sky favoured us with a wonderful Northern lights display to finish the evening off.

My niece... well it was a little bit more dramatic. During the wedding it was blistering hot. Being used to record high temperatures and horrible humidity in Vancouver, hubby and I were about the only folks who were comfortable. It was great having dry heat.

By the beginning of the reception I must admit that the heat was bothering me. Oddly enough, my solution was to gather up the children and play games.... okay I admit I had some partying in me, and this seemed like a good solution to being stuck with "watching" my 4 year old niece & her 8 year old brother.... as the 4 year old didn't really understand rock-paper-scissors and I was fresh out of sit-at-the-table games.

Naturally chasing young children around in 40C temps didn't have the cooling effect that my slightly inebriated mind was hoping for. The tent felt like it encased 250 people's worth of body heat in addition to the baking prairie sun when I returned to listen to endless speeches prior to the food being served.

When the clouds rolled in and we got some rain, there was an audible sigh of relief as this cooled things down. After dinner, I wandered out (as many others did) to look at the weather. Thunder & lighting show wasn't nearly as impressive as it often is on the open prairie, but the wind started to pick up. With no funnel clouds forming I wandered back under the tent to listen to some more boring speeches before dessert.

Mid-way through one speech the wind gusted through, knocking down some wine glasses... then another gust... you could feel the tent lift. The MC said "don't panic" which I thought was funny as he was the only one that looked scared (the post near him moved significantly). I heard my husband hollered to open the flaps, as I edged my way towards the outside of the tent wondering why everyone was staying in their seats. Couldn't they see that another gust or two and this tent was about to collapse on 250 people?

Oddly enough this made me feel a little guilty that I was saving my butt while they stood immobile, so I started opening up as many flaps as I could (plus it provided an escape route). At that point I realized there were several posts that has moved in. It took several guys and me to put them back in place... they were heavy!

While I was doing this, my husband & his brother & sister were getting all the tables to extinguish their candles. Every table had a dozen of "tea lights"... pretty, but deadly if the tent came down. As I went around the outside of the tent, ensuring all the posts were where they should be, I noticed others doing the same while my 80 year old mother-in-law was b-lining for the house... smart girl! You don't live that long by staying in places that might collapse. I wondered if I should start getting the kids and elderly out from the tent as no one seemed to be doing that. I changed my mind when I felt the wind die down again to gentle gusts.

We heard later, other towns didn't do so well with the wind. One had several people die when the stage collapsed at a music festival. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-vO...layer_embedded
There was also a tornado that formed further north. This caused a minor inconvenience for us on the way home as one of the oil refineries went down, and many gas stations were without gas... most towns it was spotty, some had gas while others didn't. However there were many that had none AT ALL. I would have never thought I would see the day where Alberta had no gas. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Canada, Alberta is like Texas.... it's mostly about oil, ranches and cowboys.
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#7 08-06-2009 11:25 PM
Empty Wallet Says:
Is Schalm the one who did the giant dummy spit after losing early in the Olympics?

Nice title
#6 08-05-2009 07:08 AM
Downtown Says:
Sounds to me like you kept calm and looked at the situation like a fencer on strip. Good for you!

Nice choice of title. It works every time...even when you know there is no point in getting your hopes up. : )
#5 08-05-2009 04:59 AM
I haven't heard about Sherraines behaviour at the Olympics. What happened?
#4 08-04-2009 04:18 PM
Fencergrl Says:
Hmmm... two things Alberta isn't too proud of.

1) Alberta seemed to be okay with KD being a lesbian (it's very conservative, so that in itself was pushing it) but when she spoke out against beef... that wasn't okay. Alberta is known for it's beef.

2) As for McKay.... pretty much an unknown, even in her hometown. However many Canadians were embarrassed by her behaviour at the last Olympics.
#3 08-04-2009 11:02 AM
To me, Alberta is known for two things: Sherraine Schalm (ex. MacKay) and K D Lang.
#2 08-04-2009 12:59 AM
Fencergrl Says:
Fortunately it wasn't more memorable. Another couple gusts and it would have made front page news. Thank goodness for quick thinking and quick hands. Country boys and girls are no slouches when it comes to looking after themselves & pitching in.

The next day, we were all quite aware of how close we came to have injuries, especially after hearing what happened in another southern Albertian town (Camore). Mind you from the videos I've seen it looks like the wind was blowing a little harder and perhaps longer there. The gust that lifted the tent was at least 90-100 kms/hr.
#1 08-03-2009 10:45 PM
lindajdunn Says:
Definitely a memorable wedding day.
 



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