I was eating nachos before I realized those corn chips are carbs!!! Damn sneaky carbs. Certainly better than wheat but still.

Oh well. back to the atkins but I think I'm going to add apples and oatmeal and bananas in the morning with yogurt.

Maybe that way I won't jones so much for **** I normally don't eat. I'll have to add more workouts which I am loathe to do but hey its better a sound mind than you hearing about me getting arrested for successfully pillaging a Dunkin Donuts.

'Fat Kung fu Man-da arrested yesterday for eating all the donuts and not being able to pay. Apparently his wallet was hermetically sealed in one of his.. ahem.. fat folds and could not successfully be retrieved. Officers needed the assistance of a forklift and had to remove the doors to get the man out of the building, only to find that he had to walk to the station as there was no car/van in the fleet with doors wide enough to get him thru.

Moreover, apparently the denseness of his buttocks left an imprint on the floor which, when coupled with the fat folds created a suction cup like action causing the perpetrator to be unable to stand.'

Dale Yoshimoto--AP