Ok so I have decided to finally get off my ass and do something about ... my ass. It follows me everywhere and my new home has full length mirrors..
It's like I'm getting boned in the ass by the Michelin man my ass is so huge. My dogs routinely bite me in the ass and say... "Fooled me again... thought it was a marshmallow of infinite size"
If you've seen John Pinette, the comedian in "I'm Starvin", well, I dont LOOK like him but our conception of buffets and how they should operate is identical. When he talks about going to Italy and the skinny guy dies from being overfed.... yeah I actually know what he's talking about. People run in fear of being sucked in when i eat. Collateral Damage I suppose. Morire di fame indeed!
I'm fluctuate between 198-205 and I'm 5'9" ish. About 12-14% bodyfat. I need to be around 185-195 at 7% bodyfat.
I'm almost finished gutting the garage. I will finally get my Weider crossbow working. Hang my chin up bar and do my Janda situps and use the BackBubble.
I suspect this summer wil be tough for me. I'm having to move my 300# heavy bag outside. Not enough room in the garage.
06-02-2009 06:58 AM