Fencing Goals: Find "that shirtless guy with the neon green argyle socks" pulling a gunthur at the temple open. There is a girl out there who really wants your number and I suggest you find her soon because myspace has you listed as their #1 famous fencer person...and it'll just get better.

Maybe a homeless person died from deliberate food poisoning from one of the millions of baked goods that are thrown in dumpsters after closing every night, but I think non-canned foods should be allowed at donation centers at homeless shelters.
Anyway, a friend who barged in through the doorway with a bag filled with the day's end donuts while I was toiling through a German transcripted, albeit high resolution version of Tropic Thunder. Tom Cruise is plotting against his own kind with those very appealing dance moves.
Fencing goals:find a frozen turkey as my curling puck. Curling uses up calories, right?