I will do things for chocolate and rice cakes that money won't do. Must be the instant gratification. Anyway, I had my body fat % measured and I nearly cried. Mostly because I had really let myself slip senior year. Nearly a quarter of my body was fat! AHHHHH! Trying to get that down to 13%. Apparently trying to get it much lower than that must is burning your woman fat which is harder to do.
SACRIFICE! I usually think of the smell of cauterized flesh, and the burned fat running down the sides of some pyre to make the world's first form of lye as made famous by the Romans. But in this case, it's probably just walking by aisles chocolate....and more chocolate. Well, we all know most of America's chocolate comes from the hands and labor of children much smaller than our laptops who have never known what chocolate tasted like.
JUSTICE! So I'm playing this game called Fable II, and being the neophyte gamer I am, I had no idea eating different types of food had varying benefits and disadvantages. Ex. nearly every food that isn't a fruit or vegetable makes your character fatter. The only food that can change your character to a non-lumbering fellow is to eat celery. For every celery one eats, one loses "5" something (points?). Hey, I have celery in my fridge, but it's already reserved for being used as a doorstop.
TRUTH! I'm terrible with my footwork. I usually use Charlie the Unicorn to compensate during bouts. Worked on it for a couple hours, doing just the basics. Trying to add on length to my lunge. Tacked on some drills to help with lunging with a varying penetration and decision point drills tied in with that. Was terrible with that too. Ended the practice with a sore heel and a re-irritated ankle and knee. Maybe I should retire and become a bonafied celebrity.
Actually, the Moulin Rouge aspects are: Truth, Beauty, Freedom, and Love.
Back to trapping unicorns and courting the FSM for fencing secrets.
06-09-2009 01:01 AM